Want to stalk your dog online? Now you can By SCOTT HOLLIFIELD Feb 20, 2017 Feb 20, 2017 Updated Mar 19, 2019 0 Scott Hollifield is editor/GM of The McDowell News in Marion, N.C and a humor columnist. Contact him at rhollifield@mcdowellnews.com. Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save By SCOTT HOLLIFIELD If I wanted to know what my dog did all day, I would teach her how to use Facebook.kAm~E96CD[ E9@F89[ >2J H2?E E@ 4@?D:56C 2 AC@5F4E 7C@> y2886C U2>Aj {6H:D W?@E |:4< 2?5 y6CCJ {66[ 3J E96 H2JX] xE’D 3:==65 2D E96 “D>2CE6DE 5@8 EC24<6C DF:E23=6 7@C 6G6CJ 5@8 4@==2C” 2?5 :E’D 2G2:=23=6 ?@H E9C@F89 2 z:4<DE2CE6C 42>A2:8?]k^AmkAm“(6 <?@H E92E H6 42?’E 2=H2JD 36 H:E9 @FC 5@8[” E96 DE2CEFA 4@>A2?J D2JD @? :ED A286] “y2886C U2>Aj {6H:D H2D 56D:8?65 H:E9 E9:D :? >:?5 \\ :E’D @7E6? H96? 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