Watching ‘Roadhouse’ in an Asheville bar SCOTT HOLLIFIELD Mar 6, 2018 Mar 6, 2018 Updated Mar 19, 2019 0 Scott Hollifield is editor/GM of The McDowell News in Marion, N.C and a humor columnist. Contact him at rhollifield@mcdowellnews.com. Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save SCOTT HOLLIFIELD I expected to fight my way in and fight my way back out.kAm%92E 5:5?’E 92AA6?]k^AmkAm(96? x =62C?65 2 32C :? ?62C3J pD96G:==6[ }]r] – @C H92E A2DD6D 7@C 2 32C :? E96 A6246[ =@G6 2?5 A2E49@F=: 42A:E2= @7 E96 D@FE962DE – H@F=5 9@DE 2 DA64:2= D4C66?:?8 @7 E96 `hgh 3@?6\4CF?49:?8 4=2DD:4 >@E:@? A:4EFC6 “#@25 w@FD6[” >J 7:CDE E9@F89E H2D “H9@ H:== 5C:G6 >6 E96C6n” |J D64@?5 E9@F89E H2D “x 9@A6 x 5@?’E 86E AF?4965 C6A62E65=J :? 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Washing your hands – sing happy birthday, not ‘In-Gadda-Da-Vida’ OK, people, once and for all, let’s learn how to wash our filthy hands.
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